DID YOU KNOW?

The average Nickelback album clocks in at around 40 minutes. In the amount of time it would take you to suffer through Nickelback’s low-hanging, least common denominator, four-chord slog of garbage, Children’s Miracle Network Hospitals treat:

  • 26 kids for diabetes

  • 26 babies in neonatal intensive care units

  • 61 kids for cancer

  • 65 kids for surgeries

  • 450 kids with trauma (possibly trauma caused by listening to Nickelback)

So, you could spend $15 on one of Nickelback’s crappy albums, or you could click the link below and donate $15 to Extra Life instead. Fund critical treatments and specialized medical equipment! Make sure that kids in need, even those without insurance, can get care! Remember two things:

1. Never pass a save point and

2. FRIENDS DON’T LET FRIENDS LISTEN TO NICKELBACK

https://www.extra-life.org/participant/530721